A King of a Kingdom called his Prime Minister and asked, like there are
Brilliant people in his State will there be Idiots available?
Minister
said there will be.
King then ordered his Minister to go around the State
search and bring 5 of such Idiots and present to him in the
Council.
Minister was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people
by conducting some form of competition, but how to identify Idiots. However he
goes around the State and after a month comes back with 2 such people. There
after following is the conversation between King and Minister.
King: Dear
Minister I think you are poor in counting, I asked for 5 people and you have
brought only 2.
Minister: Your Highness please let me explain and then
you will know yourself.
King: OK. Go ahead.
Minister: When I was
going around the State I found this guy carrying a huge Gunny Bag on his head
and travelling in a Bullock Cart. When I asked he said that if he keeps the bag
in the Cart it will be overloaded and hurt the Bulls. I realised he is the 5th
Idiot and brought him to you.
King: Excellent. Next.
Minister: I
saw the other guy was taking his Buffalo to the roof top of his house for
grazing where grass was found grown. I realised he is the 4th Idiot and brought
him to you.
King: Fine. Next.
Minister: When there are so many
problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have
been going around the State for a month wasting my time in searching for Idiots,
hence I am the 3rd Idiot.
King: Laughs out loud. Next.
Minister:
Instead of solving all the problems that are there in the Kingdom, you have been
looking for Idiots in your State, hence you are the 2nd Idiot.
Hearing
this entire Council was scared and there was pin drop silence.
King: Fine
there is truth in your statement. Who is the 1st Idiot?
Minister: Your
Highness when there are so much of work in the Office and Home to attend to,
leaving all this aside, the person who is reading this Story to know who is the 1st
Idiot is the 1st Idiot.
Hope you all had a good laugh .. enjoy the rest of the day!
-- Author Unknown
1 comment:
ha...ha....i'm the 1st idiot!
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