He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
A very elderly man on a moped pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks,
“What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost
so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states
the doctor proudly.
The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around.
Then, sitting back on his moped (a low-power, lightweight motorized bicycle), the old man says, “That’s a
pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show
the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads
150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – he
wonders what it could be…and suddenly…
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the
doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175
mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the
moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him
again and getting closer and closer by the second!
The Ferrari is now going at its maximum speed and there’s
nothing more he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old
man is still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my god! Are
you okay?”
The old man whispers, “I will be... just unhook my suspenders
from your side mirror.”
Moral of the Story:
You may think that everyone else is easily keeping up with you when in fact they are struggling.
-- Author Unknown
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